This is Westminster Care Services Minister Ivan Lewis, who recently admitted his marriage of 16 years is over and he and his wife Juliette are getting a divorce. And below him is Maggie Gibb, a Labour member of Bury Council and someone who, according to the local press, is rumoured to be having a relationship with Mr Lewis.
No idea whether this is true or just scurrilous gossip, and that doesn't concern us here.
No, I just thought: don't they look spookily similar to a Kwik Save version of Lembit Öpik and Siân Lloyd?